Ho Ho Ho Says “No No No”

He might look jolly, but I think the blissful smile on Santa’s face has something to do with whatever’s in that pipe. Certainly he hasn’t been friendly to my Christmas wish that he deliver my books when he makes his rounds.

 

“In the words of Amy Winehouse in Rehab,” he said, “No. No. No.” Then he turned with a jerk and laid a finger to his nose, leading me to wonder if rehab might be in order for the too-jolly old elf.

Anyway, looks like if you want a copy of the book, Sex is a Four-Letter Word and Other Misconceptions, by Christmas you’ll have to crack the whip on your own reindeer. And couldn’t we all use a good laugh this Christmas, what with the world being in such good shape and all.

Books can be ordered on this site. Click the Buy Now button at the bottom.

Or contact me by phone (705-777-0364) or email (hathcharm@gmail.com) to arrange purchase and delivery. I seem to be making deliveries as frequently as certain unsavoury types visit the North Pole.

Or you can buy books at Shabby Motley, Stone’s Office Plus and City Meat Market on Queen Street or The Rad Zone in Wellington Square Mall in Sault Ste. Marie.

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